"Planetary Mayhem: Taurus, Time to Moooo-ve Over, Saturn's in Retrograde!"
The next Taurus will start in 160 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 13 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 186 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 170 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 210 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The New moon is currently 28.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Hello, you Bull-headed wonders! This is your favorite intergalactic astrologer broadcasting live from the TARDIS. Let's dish out the cosmic tea for you, my Taurus darlings! 🌌
Firstly, Jupiter and Uranus are both doing the moonwalk in your sign. Now, before you freak out that two major planets are moving backwards in your life, remember, retrogrades are like that awkward moment when you're running to catch the bus, but it's actually going in the opposite direction. It's not about going back, it's about reevaluating, readjusting, and reshaping your path.
So, brace yourselves as Jupiter, the big boss of expansion, is going to make you revisit some old opportunities you might've missed. It's like finding a tenner in your winter coat pocket or discovering an unwatched season of Doctor Who on Netflix. #JupiterRetrograde #SurpriseRewards
Meanwhile, Uranus, the rebel without a cause, is also retrograding. This might cause a few shake-ups in your routine. But hey! Change is good, right? Think of it as a software update for your life, just with more pop-up reminders. #UranusRetrograde #LifeUpgrade
Now, let’s talk about the moon. With our lady Luna almost 28.5 days old, it's time to start wrapping up those projects you've been procrastinating on. And yes, that includes finally deciding if you want to watch the new Star Wars series or not. #ProcrastinationEndgame
And oh, the next full moon is on 27th November at 9:16:41pm. Mark your calendars, folks. Because, as we all know, full moons are like cosmic disco balls - they illuminate things we wouldn't see otherwise. Time to bring out those dance shoes (or just your favorite pair of comfy pajamas). #FullMoonFiesta
Remember, Taurus, in the grand scheme of the universe, you're a bit like Schrodinger's cat - simultaneously a tiny speck and an infinite being. So, stay vibrant, keep laughing, and continue to make this paradoxical existence worthwhile! #TaurusRules 🐂🚀🌌
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SignToday Is Posting: 12.11.2023 07:12:02 (tau-12-11-2023)