"Taurus, hold onto your horns! Pluto's in retrograde and it's about to get funkier than a Star Trek convention on a Saturday night!"
The next Taurus will start in 133 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 13 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 159 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 143 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 183 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Oh, Taurus, you stubborn celestial bull, it seems the cosmic forces are aligning in a way that would even make a Borg cube do a double-take! But fear not, my star-charted friend, as your astrological Captain Janeway, I'm here to guide you through this nebula of uncertainty.
Jupiter, our big ole gas giant, has decided to go backwards on its journey across your skies. Now don't worry, this isn't some sort of interstellar emergency or a warp engine malfunction. Jupiter retrograde simply means it's time for you to reflect and recalibrate. Like when Voyager's holodeck malfunctions and suddenly you're fighting holographic gladiators instead of sipping coffee in peace - annoying, but manageable!
Uranus is also doing the cosmic moonwalk in your sign, which could bring about sudden changes. But hey, being a Starfleet officer is all about expecting the unexpected, right? Just remember, Uranus going retrograde is like finding an alien species on an uncharted planet: it can be a bit unsettling at first, but it could also lead to newfound wisdom and friendships. So don't put your shields up just yet!
The Waning Crescent moon, at 25.8 days old, is reminding us that sometimes, we need to let things go to make room for the new. It's like when Neelix's cooking experiments go awry (again), and you have to jettison the leftovers into space.
And keep an eye out for the next full moon at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023. That's your cue to emerge from your self-reflective cocoon, much like a beautiful Ocampa after a long slumber.
So buckle up, Taurus, and adjust your sensors for some serious introspection and transformation. Remember, in the grand scheme of the cosmos, we're all just stardust navigating the vast unknown. Hang tight, and let's boldly go where no Taurus has gone before!
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SignToday Is Posting: 09.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-09-12-2023)