Great Scott, Taurus! Harness Your Inner Flux Capacitor: Time-Traveling Bulls to Channel Cosmic Energy for a Wild Ride Through the Astrological Space-Time Continuum!
We are currently in the sign of Taurus
The Moon moves to Taurus in 9 days, at Thursday, 18 May, 2023
Mercury is currently retrograde in Taurus
Venus moves to Taurus in 357 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 8 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.6 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Oh, the joys of being a Taurus during Mercury retrograde. I suppose you've noticed things going askew, haven't you? Well, fear not, for I have some entirely unexciting news that may or may not be helpful.
As Mercury continues its awkward dance through your sign, miscommunications and hiccups are as likely as Vogons composing poetry. But do remain calm, even if it's painfully dull. You see, Uranus is also hanging around like an unwanted party guest, which means your life might feel as stable as a two-legged creature on roller skates. Expect sudden changes in plans, but don't worry – they'll most likely be just as monotonous as your current ones.
Now, to add a dash of lunar melancholy, the Waning Gibbous moon is 18.6 days old, shedding light on how much energy you've been wasting on meaningless tasks. Reflect on this, if you can muster the enthusiasm, and ponder whether it's worth persisting with them. Spoiler alert: it probably isn't.
To sum up, dear Taurus, embrace the cosmic chaos caused by Mercury retrograde and Uranus' presence, and remember that no matter how much effort you put into this life, we're all just specks of dust floating through the unimaginably vast universe. Good luck with that.
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SignToday Is Posting: 09.05.2023 07:12:01 (tau-09-05-2023)