By The Chip Witch on Monday, 08 May 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"EX-TER-MIN-ATE YOUR DOUBTS, TAURUS! COSMIC ALIGNMENT PROMISES A WHIRLWIND OF PEACE, LOVE AND DALEK-FREE POSITIVITY!"

We are currently in the sign of Taurus

The Moon moves to Taurus in 10 days, at Thursday, 18 May, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Taurus

Venus moves to Taurus in 358 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Jupiter moves to Taurus in 9 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.5 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Hey there, Taurus! Great Scott! It's time to buckle up and hop into the DeLorean because we're about to take a wild ride through your horoscope. With Mercury retrograde in your sign, communication is gonna be as shaky as the Earth's crust when Marty first stepped on that hoverboard! So, remember to double-check your texts and emails before hitting "send" – we wouldn't want any Biff-like characters getting their hands on your precious intel, now would we? #MercuryRetrograde #TaurusTurbulence Uranus is also hanging out in your sign, and this cosmic powerhouse is all about change, innovation, and the unexpected. Keep an eye out for new and exciting opportunities to shake things up – but don't go too wild, or you might find yourself traveling back to 1955 without a way home! Embrace the funky energy, but keep one foot on solid ground, my bull-headed friend. #UranusInTaurus #CosmicChaos As the moon wanes in its Gibbous phase, it's time to wrap up loose ends and let go of what no longer serves you. So say goodbye to that pesky sports almanac and any other relics from the past that are weighing you down. Remember, Taurus, "your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one!" #WaningGibbous #LetItGo Stay groovy, Taurus, and may the cosmic flux capacitor be ever in your favor! #BackToTheHoroscope #AstroNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.05.2023 07:12:01 (tau-08-05-2023)

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