"Galactic Bull Market Alert: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Cow-Tipping of Fortune!"
The next Taurus will start in 75 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 10 days, at Thursday, 15 February, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 101 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 85 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 125 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Hey there, Taurus!
As the ever-gorgeous Jupiter cuddles up with the unpredictable Uranus in your sign, buckle up for a cosmic rollercoaster! Imagine the two planets as an unusual pair of roommates - Jupiter is the party animal who brings home pizza at 2 AM, while Uranus is the eccentric inventor tinkering with molecular gastronomy in the kitchen. Expect surprises, both delightful and downright bizarre.
Your energy will be as bountiful as a "regenerated" Time Lord, sans the whole 'new face' bit. Use it to tackle any obstacles that have been as stubborn as a Dalek refusing to "Exterminate!"
The Waning Crescent moon, almost as old as the Doctor himself at 24.4 days, whispers that it's time to let go. Embrace the spirit of the TARDIS - remember, she's more than just a blue police box. She's about change, about moving forward. Whatever's been holding you back, it's time to let it float away like a Cyberman in a zero-gravity zone.
Keep an eye out for unexpected alliances. You're getting all the intergalactic signals to trust in unexpected companionships. Might be someone from your past or a completely new face. Who knows? You might even run into a charming rogue with a great coat and a vortex manipulator!
So, Taurus, this month, channel your inner Time Lord, embrace the unexpected, and remember, bow ties are cool.
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SignToday Is Posting: 05.02.2024 07:12:01 (tau-05-02-2024)