"Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before: A Taurus' Galactic Guide to Avoiding Nebulous Relationships and Dodging Black Holes of Drama!"
The next Taurus will start in 47 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 9 days, at Wednesday, 13 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 73 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 57 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 97 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Hey there, you stubborn space cows! It's time to check out your galactic weather report. First off, we've got Jupiter in Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Great, another giant gas planet to deal with." But hey, at least it's not Alderaan, amirite? #TooSoon?
Jupiter's all about expansion, so get ready for a growth spurt in some aspect of your life. Maybe your bank account, maybe your waistline. Only the Force knows, and it ain't telling. #JupiterGotJokes
Then we have Uranus, also in Taurus. Now, don't get all giggly about it. This is serious astrology biz, people! Uranus is the rebel of the solar system, just like a certain scruffy-looking nerf herder I know. So if you've been feeling the itch to defy authority or start a rebellion against the Empire, blame it on Uranus. #RebelScum
As for the moon, it's just about 22.8 days old - practically an antique in moon years. It's in its Third Quarter phase, which means it's time to let go of old grudges. So if a certain Jedi Knight kissed your sister (who also happens to be you), it might be time to let that go. #Awkward
Also, try to keep your hotheaded bull tendencies in check. Remember, "anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering." And we don't need any more suffering, right? We've got enough of that with the Death Star looming overhead. #YodaWisdom
So grab your lightsaber, hop in your X-wing, and make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs! Embrace your Taurean tenacity and show the universe what you're made of. #TaurusPower
May the Force be with you, always. #StarWarsAstrology
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 04.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-04-03-2024)