"Taurus, Brace for Impact: Your Planetary Alignment is More Stubborn than a Star Trek Tribble on a Klingon Warbird!"
The next Taurus will start in 107 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 15 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 133 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 117 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 157 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hey there, you brilliant bovine Tauruses! It's time to put on your space boots and get ready for an interstellar joyride.
Jupiter, the big boss of the solar system, is currently kicking up dust in your star sign. This is like having your mum visit unexpectedly - it's stressful, sure, but she might also do your laundry and cook you a nice meal. So, embrace the Jupiter-induced chaos; it's likely to bring unexpected gifts.
Meanwhile, Uranus is doing the funky chicken in reverse right in the middle of Taurus town. Retrogrades are like trying to play a video game with the controller upside down. Nothing seems to work right, and you're always walking into walls. But don’t fret, my Taurus friends. This is not the time for despair, it's time for re-evaluation, re-assessment and maybe a little re-decorating.
Your ruling planet, Venus, has been sipping margaritas on the beach and is totally oblivious to all this cosmic commotion. She’ll be back in action soon enough, so use this time to figure out what you want before she returns and starts throwing love and money at the problem.
Our Moon, who’s looking more like a thin slice of Edam than a chunky wheel of Brie, is 22.3 days old. That's almost as old as that leftover pizza in your fridge! This Third Quarter moon is a reminder to tie up loose ends before we start the next lunar cycle.
So, my Taurus amigos, grab your Astro-Nerds and buckle up. It's going to be a ride full of cosmic turbulence and space-time shenanigans. Remember, you're not just a bull in a china shop, you're a bull in a universe shop, and baby, that shop is endless!
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SignToday Is Posting: 04.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-04-01-2024)