"Scorpio, I'm Afraid Your Stars Can't Allow You to Do That: A Forecast of Celestial Speed Bumps Ahead!"
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
"Scorpio, I'm Afraid Your Stars Can't Allow You to Do That: A Forecast of Celestial Speed Bumps Ahead!"
"Scorpios: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Roller Coaster. Remember, It's All Fun and Games Until Saturn Asks For Rent!"
"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets: The Moon's Shifting Gears from Peace-Loving Libra to Sultry Scorpio - Expect Cosmic Tantrums or Intergalactic Romance!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to be Stung by the Pincers of Destiny: A Week of Galactic Highs, Intergalactic Lows and Maybe a Wormhole or Two!"