Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for Intergalactic Shenanigans as Mars Crashes Your Cosmic House Party!"

The next Scorpio will start in 302 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 11 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 293 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus is currently in Scorpio

The Full moon is currently 14.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Well, dear Scorpios! The planetary bodies are throwing a party in your honor and you're the guest of honor, whether you like it or not! Venus, that sultry temptress of the solar system, has glided into your domain like a smooth operator at a sci-fi convention. Take it from me, a man who knows a thing or two about interstellar intrigue: this isn't an event to be taken lightly. Expect your charm to hit level ‘hyperspace’ and your charisma to be more infectious than a Centauri flu. The Full Moon, currently older than a prequel Star Wars fan, is shining its spotlight directly on you. This might make you feel like a nerd who’s just been asked to explain quantum physics at a cocktail party. But fear not! Embrace it, for it's your time to shine brighter than a supernova in a black hole. Remember, the cosmic energy is as volatile as Vorlon humor, so direct it wisely. Use it to decipher the mysteries of life, like why we still don't have hoverboards, or why no one can beat a Klingon at arm wrestling. In conclusion, dear Scorpios, stand tall (even if you're sitting down), channel your inner Spock, and boldly go where no Scorpio has gone before. And don't forget to keep your phasers set on stunning! #ScorpioSeason #VenusInScorpio #FullMoonMadness #AstrologyNerd #InterstellarIntrigue #QuantumCocktailParty

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.12.2023 08:12:01 (sco-26-12-2023)