Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, the Universe Calls: Anticipate Galactic Traffic Jams and Interstellar Coffee Spills!"

The next Scorpio will start in 95 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 22 days, at Sunday, 11 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 86 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 65 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey there, Scorpio! The Force is strong with you, and by the Force, I mean the gravitational pull of our dear full moon, which is 13.6 days old. She's just reached her rebellious teenage phase, so expect some lunar mood swings! Just like Leia had to deal with Darth Vader, you might have some unexpected conflicts this week. However, remember, it's not the Death Star you're facing; it's just your co-worker who microwaves fish in the break room. Take a deep breath or maybe hold it... until you pass the microwave. You may find yourself drawn to someone who reminds you of Han Solo, all charm and roguish good looks. But before you go declaring your love, make sure they're not a carbonite-trapped bounty hunter or, worse, someone who never replaces the toilet paper roll. Your lucky stars are aligning in the shape of an X-Wing Fighter, pointing you towards a new adventure. Remember, you've got the courage of a Rebel and the heart of a Jedi. So, whether you're negotiating intergalactic peace treaties or just trying to figure out your latest smart home gadget, remember - the Force is with you. May the full moon be your Yoda, guiding you through the galaxy of life. And always remember, "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." Except replace 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' with 'triple shot of espresso'. #ScorpioSquad #StarWarsWisdom #TheForceIsWithYou #RebelScorpio #MoonMoodSwings

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.07.2024 08:12:01 (sco-20-07-2024)