Scorpio Report

"Scorpio! Prepare to Sting the Universe with Your Charm, or Simply Misplace the Remote Again!"

The next Scorpio will start in 96 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 23 days, at Sunday, 11 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 87 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 66 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey there Scorpio, Listen up, because your celestial mainframe is about to get a software update. The waxing gibbous moon, currently 12.5 days old (yes, I counted), is hovering in your sign like a UFO at a conspiracy theorist’s picnic. Now, as a Scorpio, you’re known for your passion, determination and slightly alarming ability to hold a grudge longer than the lifespan of a Galapagos tortoise. But this moon phase is all about growth, illumination and clarity. So, it's time to delete those grudges from your internal hard drive and make room for positive vibes only. Think of it like this - if your life was an episode of Ghost in the Shell, you'd be Motoko Kusanagi, and this waxing gibbous moon is your Tachikoma: a quirky, yet reliable sidekick here to aid in your life’s mission with its unique insight and wisdom. So, Scorpio, it's perfect time to boot up your personal growth protocol, complete with system updates like "Forgiveness v1.0" and "Self-Reflection v2.0". And remember, just like Kusanagi wouldn’t leave her Tachikoma behind in a risky mission, don't ignore what the universe is trying to tell you during this moon phase. In the name of the moon, may your week overflow with good energy, laughter, and more than a few nerdy references. #ScorpioSeason #WaxingGibbousGlowUp #MotokoKusanagiMode #AstrologyNerd Keep it cosmic, Your Astro-Nerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.07.2024 08:12:01 (sco-19-07-2024)