Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, brace yourselves! Pluto's not just a dwarf planet – it's sending cosmic vibes for a week of intense transformation. Or probably it's just saying, 'Hey, I deserve to be a full-fledged planet again!'"

The next Scorpio will start in 220 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 11 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 211 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 190 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Scorpios! Just like Captain Jack Harkness from Torchwood, you're probably feeling a bit immortal right now. Blame it on the First Quarter moon, which is currently 7.5 days old - right in the middle of its teenage phase. Think mood swings and unpredictable energy. Now, you may feel like you can take over the universe, but don't forget your laundry at home. Yes, those cosmic vibes are strong, but they won't magically clean your socks. #RealityCheck #ScorpioLife This week, your emotions could be as high as Jack's hair gel usage. The universe suggests you channel this energy into something productive, like building that time-traveling spaceship you've been dreaming of, or maybe just organizing your closet. You might also find yourself surrounded by people who will need your wisdom and guidance - or just someone to help them open a jar of pickles. Either way, show up for them. Who knows? They might turn out to be your Ianto Jones. #PickleJarHero Finally, remember, even though you're Scorpio, you don't actually have a deadly tail-stinger. So, keep those emotional stings in check, okay? We all know you're the star sign equivalent of a superhero, but let's keep those superpowers friendly. #NoStingingAllowed Keep shining, Scorpios. And remember: the next time you're faced with a challenge, just ask yourself - what would Captain Jack do? #WWCJD

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-17-03-2024)