Scorpio Report

"Scorpionic Supernova Alert! Expect Cosmic Whiplash as Mars Pulls a Quantum Prank!"

The next Scorpio will start in 312 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 21 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 303 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus is currently in Scorpio

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Scorpio! E.T. phoning Earth to bring you your cosmic update! Venus is currently in your sign, adding a dash of beautiful chaos to your life like when E.T. tried to phone home but ended up building a science fair project out of Speak & Spells. You can expect your love life to be as unpredictable as that, too! Don't be surprised if you find yourself reaching for the Reese's Pieces of romance or even extending your light-up finger of friendship in unexpected directions. It might be a little messy, a little weird, but hey, so was E.T.'s living situation, and look how that turned out...iconic! The Waxing Crescent moon, just 3.6 days old, is hovering above like that iconic bike ride across the moon. It's reminding you that even if you're knee-deep in the mud pit of life, you've got the ability to rise above it all and fly. Literally or metaphorically, your pick. Remember, kindred Scorpio, you have more power than you think. Just like E.T., you might be an alien in your own world, but you've got the strength, the charm, and the glowing-heart energy to make it through anything. So, phone home, grab some Reese's Pieces, and remember: you're not just surviving in this world, you're ET-ifying it! #ETPhoneHome #ScorpioSeason #SpeakandSpellLove #OutOfThisWorld #MoonlightBikeRide

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.12.2023 08:12:01 (sco-16-12-2023)