Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Brace Yourselves! Mars is in Retrograde, but Don't Panic, You Haven't Entered a Parallel Universe (Yet!)"

The next Scorpio will start in 38 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 2 days, at Monday, 18 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 36 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 80 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 26 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The New moon is currently 1.1 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Scorpio! Well, isn't it just geeky-cool that the new moon is currently 1.1 days old? I mean, if this were a sci-fi series, we'd be all over that binary code like Spock on a logic puzzle! But let's warp-speed into your horoscope. This week, you'll find yourself on the bridge of your own personal starship, heading into the nebula of uncertainty. But don't fret, Scorpio! Remember, even if you feel like you're caught in a Romulan cloaking device, your inner navigation system is as reliable as the USS Enterprise's computer. Trust in yourself, and you'll be out of that nebula faster than you can say "Beam me up, Scotty!" Your communication skills will be as sharp as Ivanova's wit (and twice as funny), so use them to your advantage. Diplomacy, you see, isn't just for the ambassadors at Babylon 5 - it's an essential tool in the game of life. And let's face it, you've got the charisma of a Vorlon and the determination of a Narn, so you're pretty much winning already. With the new moon in its early phase, it's a great time to initiate new projects or boldly go where no Scorpio has gone before. Maybe that's trying out that new vegan taco recipe (#TacoTuesday) or finally starting that epic space opera novel you've been planning (#NextBestSeller). Whatever it is, now is the time to launch into it with all thrusters firing! But remember, Scorpio, even in the midst of intergalactic chaos, it's essential to take time to recharge your shields. After all, even Starfleet captains need their beauty sleep. So make sure to take some time to relax, meditate, or enjoy a good book (#SelfCareSunday). Stay stellar, Scorpio! And remember: in the vast universe of your life, you are the commander, the crew, and the starship. So set your course, engage warp drive, and explore strange new worlds! #Scorpio #StarTrekVibes #BoldlyGo

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-16-09-2023)