Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Stellar Twist! Planetary Shenanigans Ahead: Mars Dons Its Dancing Shoes and Mercury Gets Chatty!"

We are currently in the sign of Scorpio

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 336 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 22 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The New moon is currently 29.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hello, my cosmic Scorpios! I guess it's a celestial party in your house today, huh? The Moon and Mars are both crashing at your place, turning you into the ultimate space couch-potato. But hey, no need for a panic attack! Your cellar is stocked with cosmic wine, and your star-studded playlist is ready to roll. The Moon, your fellow water-sign, shares your love for deep emotional connections, mystery novels, and reruns of 'The X-Files'. It's in your sign, so expect an emotional tsunami. Maybe you'll cry at a shampoo commercial or feel strangely connected to your houseplant – just regular Scorpio things. Now, let’s talk about Mars. Ah, Mars! Your ruling planet and the celestial embodiment of your willpower and determination. With it in your sign, you're as unstoppable as a UFO with a hyperdrive. Just remember, while you're off conquering galaxies, don't forget to fuel up with pizza or whatever earthly food you fancy. Oh, and by the way, the New Moon is practically a baby at 29.5 days old. It's that cute phase where it's sleeping through the night...or day...or whatever it does. This means it's time for some new beginnings. So, get ready to take on that quantum physics course you've been eyeing, or maybe it's time to finally learn Klingon. #NerdLife The next full moon is on 27th Nov 2023 at exactly (and I mean *exactly*) 9:16:41. For those who need a reminder, the full moon is like the universe's spotlight, illuminating what needs your attention. So, maybe, just maybe, clean that pile of alien conspiracy theories off your desk? So, dear Scorpios, brace yourself for a thrilling cosmic ride. Remember: you're the Captain Picard of your starship. Engage! #ScorpioSeason #StarTrekWisdom #AstroHumour

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.11.2023 08:12:02 (sco-13-11-2023)