Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, brace for cosmic turbulence: The universe is throwing more curveballs than a Dalek with a cricket ball!"

The next Scorpio will start in 41 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 5 days, at Monday, 18 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 39 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 83 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 29 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The New moon is currently 28 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Well, hello there my fierce Scorpion friends! With the new moon being as old as an expired guacamole dip (28 days in case you lost count), I'm sensing a cosmic shake-up heading your way. The universe is currently doing its jazz hands routine and it's all for you, Scorpio! Remember that time when Starbuck flew into a massive storm on New Caprica? Yeah, that could be you right now. Except, replace the storm with a surge of cosmic energy and New Caprica with your local grocery store. You might find yourself circling the cereal aisle with an unexpected zeal. #CheeriosOrFruitLoops Now, I know what you're thinking: "Oh great space savant, what does this mean?" Well, my dear Scorpios, it means you are about to embrace some big changes. And no, I'm not talking about finally choosing between crunchy or smooth peanut butter. I'm talking about life-altering, perspective-shifting changes! It's time to step out of your comfort zone. Maybe try some almond butter? The next full moon, which will grace our skies at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023 (mark your space-themed calendar), will bring an end to this whirlwind period. Until then, buckle up, Scorpios! Remember, in the words of our beloved Kara Thrace, "There's gotta be some kinda... destiny crap going on here." So, strap into your metaphorical Viper, navigate through the cosmic turbulence, and remember, the real journey is the friends we make along the way... or something like that. #BattlestarScorpiotica #ToTheMoonAndBack #CosmicCerealCravings

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-13-09-2023)