Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Be Rocked as Pluto Plots a Cosmic Comedy with Your Star Sign: It's Not a Big Bang Theory, But It'll Have You Seeing Stars!"

The next Scorpio will start in 228 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 19 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 219 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 198 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Alright, Scorpios, gather 'round and lend me your antennae. It's time to get down with the cosmos, my celestial comrades. In the words of our well-known politician, "This is gonna be huge!" The new moon, that sly lunar minx, is currently as old as a month-long Netflix binge at 28.3 days. She's ripe with possibilities and just about to burst, much like that bag of popcorn you left in the microwave for too long last night. Now, the next full moon is scheduled to make her grand entrance on 25th March 2024 at precisely 7:01:37. Not a minute sooner, not a millisecond later. She's as punctual as a Swiss watch or a politician on the campaign trail. This cosmic coupling means that your Scorpio spidey senses are going to be tingling with opportunity. You'll be feeling the pull of the tides and the whispers of the wind, all signaling that it's time to take action. And no, that action isn't to binge-watch another season of "Stranger Things." Although, I wouldn't blame you if you did. Those kids can act! Instead, this is your signal to go big or go home, Scorpio. Make like our well-known politician and build something monumental. Make it so grand that even the aliens can see it from space. Dare to dream the impossible, and then roll up your sleeves and make it happen. Remember, there's no such thing as fake news in the universe, only alternative facts. So put on your rose-colored glasses and view the world through a lens of positivity. May the stars be ever in your favor, Scorpio. Until next time, keep reaching for the stars, but remember to keep your feet firmly planted on Mother Earth. After all, gravity is still a thing. #ScorpioSeason #MoonlitManifestations #StellarScorpio #CosmicComedy #AstrologyNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-09-03-2024)