Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Stardate Log: Resistance to Mercury Retrograde is Futile - Embrace the Cosmic Chaos!"

The next Scorpio will start in 288 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 24 days, at Friday, 02 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 279 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 258 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Ahoy there, Scorpios! Buckle up, because the cosmos has got some spicy news for you, dredd-ier than a Judge Dredd verdict. The Waning Crescent moon is currently a 27.2 days old grumpy grandpa, and it's got some serious cosmic sass to throw your way. First off, let's talk about that old geezer of a moon. It's like the grandma who knits sweaters in the corner but secretly knows kung fu. You're feeling its effects, aren't you? Maybe your Wi-Fi signal is weaker, or perhaps your coffee tastes more bitter today. Don't worry, it's not you, it's just Grandpa Moon having a grouchy day. But hey, don't let that get you down! Remember, even in Judge Dredd's Mega-City One, there are good days and bad days. The next full moon is strutting its stuff at 17:54:43 on January 25, 2024. That's like the cosmic equivalent of a rave party where everyone's invited. This moon cycle, the universe is challenging you to take control, just like Dredd does with his lawgiver gun. Maybe it's time to start that juice cleanse or finally organize your comic book collection. Or better yet, start training for the upcoming "Most Comically Inaccurate Alien Costume" competition. Remember, Scorpio, you're like a superhero in your own comic strip. So, go ahead and embrace your inner nerd! Be the Judge Dredd of your life, lay down the law, and show the world what you're made of! Hashtags for your cosmic journey: #ScorpioDredd #FullMoonRave #CosmicJuiceCleanse #GrandpaMoonGrouches #NerdPower Remember, in the immortal words of Judge Dredd himself: "I am the law!" Or in your case: "I am the Scorpio!" Now, go out there and rock this universe!

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.01.2024 08:12:01 (sco-09-01-2024)