Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Your Love Life Might Sting a Bit This Week, But At Least You're Not Being Abducted by Aliens!"

The next Scorpio will start in 17 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 9 days, at Monday, 16 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 15 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 59 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 5 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.8 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Good day, my enigmatic Scorpios! Well, it seems that the moon has officially entered its third quarter phase. That means it's currently 22.8 days old - almost as old as that slice of pizza I found under my desk. But let's not discuss my questionable housekeeping skills. Instead, let's focus on the celestial bodies. Your ruling planet, Mars, is aligning with this somewhat elderly moon, creating a cosmic cocktail that screams "time for transformation!" Like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly, or a 90's computer upgrading to Windows 10 (what an adventure!). Don't be surprised if you're feeling a bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde this week. You might find yourself oscillating between being as energetic as a caffeinated squirrel and as introspective as Socrates during his morning meditation. This is a fantastic time to dive deep into your passions. Got a secret love for quantum physics? Or maybe you've been itching to know why cheese holes exist? Whatever it is, go for it! Just remember to share your fascinating finds with others. And while we're on the subject of sharing, make sure to communicate clearly with those around you. Mercury's in retrograde, and we all know that can stir up more drama than a soap opera. So, if you've got something to say, say it with love and precision, like a scientist explaining the beauty of a black hole. Now, do watch out for unexpected changes this week, like finding out your favorite cereal has been discontinued (Oh, the horror!). Remember, change can be good, even if it’s as shocking as realizing Pluto isn't a planet anymore. So, dear Scorpio, embrace the metamorphosis, dive into your passions, communicate with love, and be open to surprises. You got this! Hashtags for the week: #ScorpioSeason #3rdQuarterMoon #AstrologyWithATwist #ScienceIsCool #EmbraceTheUnexpected #MarsInCharge #MercuryRetrogradeShenanigans

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.10.2023 08:12:01 (sco-07-10-2023)