Scorpio Report

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The next Scorpio will start in 290 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 281 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 260 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Good day, Scorpios! Or as I'd prefer, fellow intergalactic travelers. I hate to break it to you, but the moon is currently parked in your driveway, metaphorically speaking. Yes, it's squatting in Scorpio, 25.1 days old and still a waning crescent. Oh, what's that? You're not a fan of the moon crashing on your celestial couch? Well, tough cookies, my friends. The universe doesn’t really care about our personal preferences. Now, what does this mean for you? First off, expect a cosmic sugar rush of emotions. You might feel like you've been sucked into a wormhole and spat out into a parallel universe where everything is just...extra. Extra emotional, extra intense, extra Scorpio-y. You're going to feel things and you're going to feel them HARD. Remember when Teal'c got really into the soap opera 'The Young and the Restless'? Yeah, it'll be something like that. The next full moon is doing its final system checks before blastoff at exactly 17:54:43 on January 25, 2024. By then, you might find yourself overcome with a sudden desire to take charge, lead a rebellion, or maybe just organize your sock drawer. Whatever it is, go for it. Embrace that leadership energy. Just maybe don't get yourself stranded on another planet while doing so. In the meantime, try to ride the wave of intensity without getting wiped out. And remember, even when you're caught in an emotional downpour, there's always a chance to build an ark. Or in your case, a spaceship. So here's the plan, Scorpios. Buckle up, hold on tight, and remember, the best way to predict the future is to create it. #ScorpioSeason #MoonInScorpio #WaningCrescent #EmotionalRollerCoaster #InterstellarHumor #AstrologyNerdsUnite

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.01.2024 08:12:01 (sco-07-01-2024)