Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Prepare for Planetary Mischief as Mars Joins the Cosmic LAN Party!"

We are currently in the sign of Scorpio

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 8 days, at Sunday, 12 November, 2023

Mercury is currently in Scorpio

Venus moves to Scorpio in 31 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Scorpio, my scintillating celestial scorpion, looks like the planets are lining up in your favor - or at least, they're lining up in you. I mean, Mercury and Mars are both currently vacationing in Scorpio, which, in astrological terms, is kinda like having both the brainy guy and the jock staying over at your place. On one hand, Mercury, the cosmic chatterbox, might make you feel like you've just chugged a dozen espressos, and your mind's running faster than Rodney McKay when there's a ZPM on the line. Expect to solve complex problems like they're sudoku puzzles, and don't be surprised if you find yourself suddenly fluent in Ancient. On the other hand, Mars, Mr. Muscles of the Milky Way, is pumping up your determination and drive. It's like you've got a personal Ronon Dex training session going on - only less physical sweat and more metaphorical sweat. You're going to have the willpower of a Wraith dodging a drone weapon. But remember, Scorpio, balance is key here. Don't let Mercury trick you into overthinking everything until your brain feels like it's doing the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. And don't let Mars bully you into trying to conquer the galaxy single-handedly. You're not a Goa'uld System Lord, after all. With the Third Quarter moon at 21.2 days old, it's the perfect time for reflection, maybe even take a page from Teal'c's book and meditate (just avoid the whole Junior symbiote part). Reflect on your victories, learn from your defeats, and prepare yourself for the new lunar cycle. In short, Scorpio, this month is gonna feel like an episode of Stargate SG-1 on fast forward. But don't worry, you've got this. After all, if Colonel O'Neill can handle being trapped in a time loop, you can handle a couple of planets in your sign. #MercuryInScorpio #MarsInScorpio #MoonPhaseMadness #StargateScorpio #AstrologicalAdventures

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.11.2023 08:12:02 (sco-04-11-2023)