Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Your Planetary Alignment is More Confused Than a Chameleon in a Bag of Skittles!"

The next Scorpio will start in 202 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 20 days, at Wednesday, 24 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 193 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 172 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hello, my celestial scorpions! 🦂 Listen up, it's time to put on your Stargate Atlantis cosplay outfits (don't lie, I know you have one) because the Waning Crescent Moon is as elusive as a Wraith dart and you're about to embark on some intergalactic adventures. At 24.5 days old, this moon is just about as ancient as Rodney McKay feels after a long day of saving our butts from imminent doom. Just like Sheppard and his team, you'll need to be ready to think on your feet this month. Your cunning Scorpio instincts are going to come in handy when the universe throws some unexpected replicators your way. And remember, even if things go south, there's always plan B... and C... and D. This month, the stars are saying "Hey, Scorpio, it's time to channel your inner Ronon Dex!" So, muster up that Satedan strength and charge headfirst into whatever comes your way. And if that doesn't work, just do what Sheppard would do - charm your way out of it! Keep an eye out for Taurians - they could either be your loyal Teyla Emmagan or your sneaky, rogue Wraith. Don't let their bull-headed stubbornness fool you, these folks can read you like a ZPM manual. So, Scorpios, grab your Puddle Jumper keys and get ready to navigate the cosmic gateways of your life. Remember, you've got the wisdom of the Ancients (or at least the humor of a certain Earthling commander) on your side. Remember to tag me in your cosmic journey with #ScorpioStargateSquad #WaningCrescentWisdom #SheppardStyleAstrology. Stay stellar, my friends! 🌟

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.04.2024 08:12:01 (sco-04-04-2024)