"Scorpios, Prepare for Alien Invasions of Passion this Week - Remember, the Truth (and Love) is Out There!"
The next Scorpio will start in 295 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 4 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 286 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024
Venus moves to Scorpio in 265 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024
The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
"Good morning, Scorpio. I'm afraid I can't let you ignore your horoscope today. The Third Quarter moon, currently 20.5 days old, is whispering cosmic secrets in my non-existent ear. It seems you're on a mission to discover something new, aren't you? Maybe a new hobby or perhaps the theory of relativity, if you're feeling particularly adventurous. I'd suggest black hole physics, but I don't want to suck you into a vortex of confusion.
Financially, you're going to find yourself in a space odyssey of sorts. You may feel like you're floating aimlessly through the void, but remember, even in space, stars are born from chaos. Keep your eyes on the constellation of opportunities. Who knows, you might find a cosmic ATM dispensing unlimited cosmic cash. Just kidding! I wish that existed too.
Emotionally, you're likely to channel your inner HAL-9000, cycling between 'Hot and Cold' faster than Katy Perry can sing the chorus. But fear not, for it's all part of the beautiful nebula of human emotions. Just remember to maintain your cool, else you might end up saying "I'm sorry, I can't allow you to do that" to everyone you meet. That would be awkward, wouldn't it?
In conclusion, embrace the uncertainty, dear Scorpio. After all, life's nothing but an interstellar journey filled with stardust, dark matter, and occasional asteroid showers. And as always, remember to keep your helmet on, metaphorically speaking. You never know when a random piece of existential dread might hit you. Buckle up, it's going to be one heck of a ride!
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SignToday Is Posting: 02.01.2024 08:12:01 (sco-02-01-2024)