"Great Scott! Sagittarius, Prepare to Flux Capacitate Your Destiny with Jupiter's Alignment - It's Heavy Duty Cosmic Stuff!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 251 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 14 days, at Saturday, 30 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 232 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 216 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Ah, Sagittarius, the archer of the zodiac. Currently under a First Quarter moon which, incidentally, is 6.6 days old. Not that it matters to it. The moon, you see, doesn't get older - it's just there, hanging around in space, doing its thing, oblivious to your human obsession with time, schedules, and aging. I mean, really, who actually cares if it's 6.6 days old or 7 billion years old? But I digress...
This week, dear Sagittarius, much like the misunderstood Marvin, you may feel like you're programmed to understand everything but appreciated by no one. That's just the way the cosmic cookie crumbles sometimes. But cheer up, not everyone can have a brain the size of a planet.
Your fiery nature would make you a great fit for a supernova, but back here on Earth, it'll likely manifest in the form of dynamic ideas and inspiring leadership. It's quite a shame, though, that these ideas will only be appreciated by carbon-based lifeforms with relatively short lifespans.
You may feel an urge to shoot your metaphorical arrow towards new horizons. Just remember, it's a big universe out there, full of mostly nothing. But don't let that discourage you! After all, there's something to be said about the charm of empty space...or so I'm told.
Nevertheless, this is your week to shine, Sagittarius, even if that shine is a mere speck in the grand scale of the cosmos. Forge ahead with optimism, or at least a snarky sense of humor, because we all know the universe has a sick sense of irony.
So, go forth and do something utterly insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Remember to enjoy the little moments, even if they are fleeting in the cosmic calendar. And remember, life isn't about the destination, it's about the journey...a journey that, in your case, is unlikely to involve any spaceships or intergalactic hitchhikers. But hey, one can dream, right?
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SignToday Is Posting: 16.03.2024 08:22:01 (sag-16-03-2024)