By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 14 September 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Sagittarius to Encounter an Anomaly of Good Fortune - Highly Illogical, But Fascinating Nonetheless!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 70 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 7 days, at Thursday, 21 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 57 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 107 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 72 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The New moon is currently 28.9 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Sagittarius! With the Moon currently in its "I'm almost new but not quite yet" phase, this week is looking like a real-life version of an '80s anime for you. The celestial bodies have aligned to create an epic storyline worthy of Akira himself! Picture this: You're riding your futuristic motorcycle (#AkiraStyle), cruising through the cosmic highways of life. The New Moon, currently sitting at 28.9 days old, is like your grumpy grandpa, trying to tell you to slow down. But, Sagittarius, you’re a fiery sign! You can't resist the thrill of the chase! So, of course, you rev your engine and speed ahead (#BornToBeWild). But, oh, what's this? The next full moon is looming on the horizon, scheduled to appear at precisely 9:58:21 on 29th September 2023. That's like the ultimate boss level in your sci-fi anime life! You know, the one with the ominous countdown and the dramatic music? But, fear not, Sagittarius—like Tetsuo, you've got the power to face it head-on. This week, let your inner-Tetsuo shine. Embrace the chaos, the rebellion, and the sheer force of your personality (#TetsuoTime). Despite the challenges thrown your way, remember that you possess the strength and tenacity to overcome them. So, go forth and conquer, Sagittarius! But, maybe try not to level an entire city in the process, okay? #JustSagittariusThings Also, beware of sudden psychic powers or sudden bouts of megalomania. They are unlikely, but hey, this is your horoscope anime-style! Keep it cool, keep it cosmic, and most importantly—keep it nerdy (#NerdyAndProud). Until next time, Sagittarius! May the stars guide your path and your anime-style life be ever entertaining.

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.09.2023 08:22:02 (sag-14-09-2023)

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