By The Chip Witch on Friday, 09 February 2024
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Kick in the Asteroids: Jupiter's Got Jokes and Saturn's in Stitches!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 287 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 23 days, at Sunday, 03 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 268 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 252 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Greetings, Sagittarius, you interstellar archers of the zodiac! It's time for your daily download from the cosmic mainframe. As you might have noticed, our celestial orb, the moon, is currently a dashing 28.8 days old—practically a spring chicken in lunar terms. Thus, it is in its new moon phase, an excellent time for you to start new projects or binge-watch your favorite sci-fi series (I suggest Star Trek, they have Vulcans!). The next full moon will be on the 24th of February, 2024 at precisely 12:31:19. I know, you're probably thinking, "But Robbie, that's so specific!" Well, my dear stargazers, when you're talking about cosmic events, a few seconds can make the difference between a beautiful full moon and a slightly-less-but-still-quite-impressive almost-full moon. Now, during this time, your ruling planet, Jupiter, is going to do a bit of a cosmic jig. What does this mean for you? Expect an influx of good luck, a sudden desire to invest in Bitcoin, and a peculiar craving for anything deep-fried. You might also feel an urge to spontaneously break into interpretive dance, but don't worry, that's completely normal...for a Sagittarian! So, grab your bow and arrow and get ready to shoot for the stars. Remember, even if you miss, you'll land among the cheese – I mean, the moon. #SagittariusSeason #CosmicJig #InterpretiveDanceIsTheNewYoga #MoonCheese Until next time, keep reaching for the stars, but remember to keep your feet on the ground. Unless you're an astronaut, then by all means, float around as much as you want. Peace, love, and cosmic vibrations!

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.02.2024 08:22:01 (sag-09-02-2024)

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