By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 08 April 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare to boldly go where no centaur has gone before: a journey through the celestial wormhole of self-discovery, peppered with cosmic dad jokes!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 229 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 2 days, at Monday, 10 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 216 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 266 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 231 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Hey there, all you Sagittarian space-wanderers! It's your man, R.J. MacReady, bringing you cosmic vibes from the intergalactic void. So, lemme tell ya, that Waning Gibbous moon is 16.8 days old - talk about a moody teenager! Am I right? Now, you Sag folks, things are lookin' groovy as you ride the celestial waves of the universe. Just like our good ol' friend, The Thing, expect some shape-shifting in your life. And by that, I mean embrace those changes, baby! Don't go all paranoid on me, though. Keep it chill, and remember, communication is key. That way, you won't be tied to a chair like ol' R.J. here. So, whether you're stuck in the freezing Antarctic or chillin' in your backyard, let that adventurous spirit take you places you haven't been before. It's time to broaden your horizons, my cosmic travelers. Who knows? Maybe you'll find your very own alien goo... or just a newfound appreciation for your fellow Earthlings. Hey, don't forget, you're a fire sign with an ice-cold heart of gold. So, use that passion and compassion to fuel your journey, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find the answers to life, the universe, and everything (hint: it's 42). Keep on keepin' on, Sagittarius! Peace, love, and astrological vibes comin' your way. Hashtags: #SagittariusVibes #ShapeShiftingSag #CosmicAdventures #WaningGibbousTeen #RJMacReadyWisdom #HippieAstrology #NerdyAstrologer

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