By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 06 September 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Tea, Earl Grey, hot - and an Astrological Twist! Sagittarian Stardust Set to Boldly Go Where No Archer Has Gone Before!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 78 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 15 days, at Thursday, 21 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 65 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 115 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 80 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, intrepid Sagittarius! I've got some celestial news for you that's hotter than the surface of the sun in a heatwave. Our Third Quarter moon, currently acting like a brooding teenager at 21.6 days old, is hanging out in your sign. I bet you're feeling like you've been abducted by aliens and dumped in an X-Files episode. But fear not, Mulder's here to unravel the mysteries of the universe! Firstly, if you've been feeling a little off-kilter lately, blame it on the moon. Like Scully's skepticism, it's been throwing shade your way. But you, Sagittarius, are as resilient as Mulder's belief in extraterrestrials. You've got the power to shine brighter than any heavenly body. Take this time to reflect on your beliefs. No, not about aliens. Well, maybe about aliens. But more so about what drives you, what fuels your spaceship. Are you on the right trajectory or have extraterrestrial forces nudged you off course? Now's the time to channel your inner Mulder: question everything, trust no one (except maybe your friendly neighborhood astrologer), and remember - the truth is out there. And by "truth," I mean your path to greatness. You're a fiery archer, after all, and you've got galaxies to conquer. In the immortal words of Fox Mulder, "I want to believe." And so should you, Sagittarius. Believe in your strength, your journey, and your ability to make contact with your dreams. And remember, if you find yourself discussing alien theories, be sure to sprinkle in some wit. A laugh can be the best defense against any cosmic conspiracy. Until next time, stay stellar! #SagittariusSeason #MulderMemes #AlienAbduction #CosmicConspiracy #TheTruthIsOutThere #StayStellar

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.09.2023 08:22:02 (sag-06-09-2023)

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