By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 28 March 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to feel like a fish out of water... in space! Cosmic waves are churning - Hold onto your flippers!"

The next Pisces will start in 328 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025

The Moon moves to Pisces in 9 days, at Saturday, 06 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 324 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus is currently in Pisces

Mars is currently in Pisces

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Pisces. Looks like the stars overheard you rehearsing for a celestial Broadway show, huh? Your ruling planet Neptune, along with Venus, Mars, and Saturn have all chosen to crash your party. Just like in Firefly, when everyone decided to squeeze into Serenity - it's about to get real crowded in your sign. Neptune, of course, is your lovable, quirky leader, creating a sense of mystery and wonder. You might feel like you're wading through a cloud of pixie dust or somehow acquired the ability to speak fluent dolphin. Embrace it, Pisces, you're basically becoming a magical creature this month. Venus, the goddess of love, is doing her best Inara impression, bringing a whole lot of charm and grace. Expect flirts to fly faster than a game of holo-chess on the ship. If you're single, keep an eye out for any potential Captain Mal-types. If you're not, well, I reckon things are gonna heat up. Mars, the planet of action, is channeling its inner Jayne Cobb. You might find yourself with an inexplicable urge to do pull-ups or suddenly develop a strange affinity for grenades. Don't worry though, it's just that Martian energy boosting your confidence and courage. Saturn, the taskmaster, is acting like Shepherd Book, reminding you of rules, boundaries, and responsibilities. It might feel like you're carrying a crate of dinosaur toys (you know, the ones Wash loves), but remember, every step counts towards your goal. And let's not forget the moon, our dear Waning Gibbous, which is basically saying, "Seventeen point six days old, but who's counting, right?" It's time to wrap up and reflect on your past lunar cycle before the New Moon hits. Think of it as your own little episode of 'Previously on Firefly...' So, Pisces, buckle up - it's going to be quite the ride! And remember, if anyone asks, we're just a harmless transport ship out in the black... Hashtags: #PiscesInSpace #IntergalacticFish #NeptuneNerds #VenusVibes #MarsMuscles #SaturnSermons #MoonMemories

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.03.2024 08:52:01 (pis-28-03-2024)

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