Pisces Report

"Pisces Beware: Neptune's Retrograde Might Make You Feel Like You're Swimming in Galactic Jello!"

The next Pisces will start in 56 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 20 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 60 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 78 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 89 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 13.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey Pisces, hope you're ready for a space ride like no other! So Saturn's pulled up to your dock, and it's looking like an old friend. Yeah, I know, he can be a bit stern, but remember, he's here to teach you some life lessons. Imagine him as your personal Yoda, only less green and more... ring-y. Saturn's in your corner, pushing you towards discipline and perseverance. So buckle up, kid! It's time to show the galaxy what you're made of. Quit your whining, stop procrastinating, and finish that Kessel Run you've been putting off. You might even beat my record... or not. But hey, don't get your lightsaber in a knot. Neptune's here too! And in Pisces? Well, that's like having your own personal Millennium Falcon. Your creativity, intuition, and imagination are about to go hyperdrive. Expect some epic dreams. Just make sure you're not snoozing at the wheel when opportunity knocks. And with the full moon being 13.2 days old, we're almost at the peak. Emotions might run high, so remember – keep your blaster on stun and your heart open. Just don't start any galactic wars, okay? In short, it's a wild ride ahead, Pisces. But remember, no matter how tough things get, you're tougher. And if all else fails, remember my golden rule: "Never tell me the odds." #HanSoloHoroscope #SaturnInPisces #NeptuneDreams #FullMoonFever #SmugglersGuideToTheGalaxy

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.12.2023 08:52:01 (pis-25-12-2023)