By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 20 March 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Be as Resilient as a Cockroach: The Apocalypse is Coming...Just Kidding, It’s Just Mercury in Retrograde!"

The next Pisces will start in 336 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025

The Moon moves to Pisces in 17 days, at Saturday, 06 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 332 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus is currently in Pisces

Mars moves to Pisces in 3 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Pisces, or should I say, Pisceanauts! The Universe, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to throw a celestial party in your honor and you're the guest of honor! First off, Venus has just moved into your sign. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Does this mean I'll be irresistible to everyone I meet?" Well, not exactly... Unless you count that stray cat that's been hanging out in your backyard. Venus here is more about self-love than romantic love. So, go ahead, treat yourself. Buy that comic book you've been eyeing or eat that extra slice of pizza. Your love for yourself is in the stars, my friend. Now let's talk about Saturn. It's also in your sign. Saturn is like that strict teacher who gave you tons of homework but you ended up learning a lot from them. So, don't be surprised if life feels a little like a pop quiz. Remember, it's not about passing or failing, it's about learning. Time to dust off those old science textbooks, eh? And then there's Neptune, your ruling planet. With Neptune also in your sign, you're going to feel a bit like you're underwater. Not in a "I forgot to pay my water bill" way, but more of an introspective, dreamy kind of way. You might find yourself lost in thought, or doodling alien landscapes during Zoom meetings. Don't fight it, just go with the flow! Lastly, we have a Waxing Gibbous moon that's 10.4 days old. This is the cosmic equivalent of being halfway through a Netflix binge: the tension is building, the characters are developing, and you can't wait to see what happens next! Expect the same in your life as projects and relationships reach a tipping point. So, buckle up, Pisces! With all these cosmic guests in your sign, you're in for a wild ride. Remember, the universe doesn't give you anything you can't handle. Stay groovy, my fishy friends! #PiscesParty #CelestialComicCon #NebulaNetflixBinge

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.03.2024 08:52:01 (pis-20-03-2024)

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