"Frakkin' Pisces! Pack Your Raincoats, It's a Cosmic Monsoon Season!"
The next Pisces will start in 161 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 16 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 165 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 183 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 194 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.2 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Good day, Pisces! If you're feeling a little bit like a Star Trek episode where the warp drive is malfunctioning and the replicator only makes cold coffee, don't panic. Your ruling planet, Neptune, is retrograde in your sign. That's like having Captain Janeway in the Delta Quadrant without her morning cup of joe. It's going to be a wild ride, but remember, nothing in Starfleet is ever easy.
Saturn, the taskmaster of the zodiac, is also doing the backstroke in your sign. This might feel like Seven of Nine when she tried to understand human humor - awkward and confusing. But remember, Seven also adapted and even managed to crack a joke or two. So, embrace the chaos and try to find the humor even in the strangest situations.
The waning crescent moon, 26.2 days old, is like the Borg Cube after it's been through a few too many space battles. It may seem worn out and ready to implode, but it's still hanging in there. So should you!
The next full moon on September 29 at 9:58:21 is like the much-anticipated season finale. There'll be drama, excitement, and maybe a plot twist or two. So, get your snacks ready, put on your comfy pajamas, and brace yourself for the cosmic roller coaster in the upcoming weeks.
Remember, Pisces, resistance is futile. You are strong, resilient, and capable of adapting to any situation.
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-11-09-2023)