"Pisces: Prepare to Swim through a Galaxy of Quirks and Quasars, but Remember - No Fish Were Harmed in the Making of this Astrological Forecast!"
The next Pisces will start in 192 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 20 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 196 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 214 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 225 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Hey there Pisces, my cosmic fishy friend! This week, it seems like Saturn and Neptune decided to host a retrograde party right in your sign. #RetrogradeRave
So, Saturn is all about discipline, structure, and responsibility. But since it's doing the moonwalk right now, you may feel like your usual organized life is going through a blender. And not the kind of blender that makes smoothies, but more like the one they use to make space junk soup in the Uncharted Territories. #SaturnSmoothie
And Neptune... oh boy, Neptune. The planet of dreams, intuition, and spirituality is also spinning backwards in your sign. Expect your usually clear psychic waters to be as murky as a Peacekeeper Marauder's fuel tank. #NeptuneNebula
But don't start singing the intergalactic blues just yet, Pisces. Remember, the waning crescent moon is 25 days old, looking like a thin slice of Farscape starship against the cosmos. It's a time for introspection, release, and relaxation. So, while the planets are partying hard in your sign, you can take this time to chill out, let go of things that are no longer serving you, and reflect on your journey. Maybe even consider a space odyssey or two. #MoonlightMeditation
This is the perfect time for a good purge - and I don't mean the evil alien kind. More like clearing out your metaphorical spaceship from any unnecessary baggage.
So, to sum up, Pisces: Embrace the chaos, let go of the old, and have some fun with it. After all, we're all just stardust cruising through the galaxy. #CosmicComedy
Remember, the universe is vast and unpredictable, much like Rigel after he's had too much food. Keep floating on, you celestial fish. #PiscesPartyPlanet
Till next time! Your nerdy, somewhat hippie astrologer, Aeryn Sun.
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-11-08-2023)