"Pisces in Retrograde: Prepare for Cosmic Karaoke, Intergalactic Introspection, and the Chance to Time Travel...Well, Metaphorically!"
The next Pisces will start in 195 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 23 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 199 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 217 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 228 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Hey Pisces!
Good news and bad news. Let's start with the bad one: Saturn and Neptune are both retrograde in your sign. I know, right? It's like when the Stargate malfunctions and you end up in a Goa'uld mothership instead of a tropical paradise. #StargateProblems
But fret not, my fishy friend. Your ruling planet Neptune going retrograde in your sign is like upgrading your naquadah generator to a ZPM. You'll find yourself swimming in a sea of heightened intuition and creativity. Embrace it! After all, who needs a functioning DHD when you've got your own internal navigation system? #PiscesPower
Now, Saturn retrograde is a bit like dealing with a particularly stubborn Asgard. It demands discipline, patience, and maybe a minor power struggle. But remember, even Thor had his cranky days! This period is all about reevaluating your structures, boundaries, and commitments. Think of it as recalibrating your gate coordinates.
The Third Quarter Moon at 22.1 days old? That's like having Teal'c on your team. Solid, reliable, and just the right amount of mysterious. Use this lunar energy to release what no longer serves you. Remember, you don't need to carry a symbiote to be strong. #MoonMagic
In short, Pisces, this month is your "Children of the Gods" episode. It might start rocky, but it's setting the stage for an epic journey. So suit up, grab your GDO, and step through the Gate! #PiscesStargateJourney
And remember: The point of origin is always within you. Cheesy, I know, but hey, even astrologers get to make dad jokes! #AstrologyHumor
#Pisces
SignToday Is Posting: 08.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-08-08-2023)