Pisces Report

"Mercury in Retrograde Sends a Galactic Text: 'Pisces, Quit Swimming in Circles!'"

The next Pisces will start in 74 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 11 days, at Monday, 18 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 78 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 96 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 107 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, Pisces! You're doing the intergalactic cha-cha with Saturn and Neptune in your sign this week. I bet you feel like you're in an episode of Star Trek, don't you? 😂 Saturn, the taskmaster of the cosmos, is pulling a classic Predator move; it's stealthily stalking your dreams and ambitions, ready to pounce. But here's the plot twist - it's actually on your side! It's pushing you to tighten up those bootstraps and pull a Schwarzenegger, crushing your goals with sheer brute force. 💪🌌 Meanwhile, Neptune, your home planet, is doing a sultry tango in your sign. It's like that scene where the Predator takes off its helmet and reveals its true form. Except, instead of a terrifying alien visage, you're seeing a surge of creativity and intuition. Embrace that inner alien, Pisces! 🦑💫 With the Waning Crescent moon 24 days old, your energy levels are mirroring the Predator's cloaking device – a little low and fading. Remember, even Predators need to recharge. Take some time to rest, rejuvenate, and maybe binge-watch the entire Predator franchise. Just remember, they can't see you if you don't move... or is that T-Rex? 🌙🔋 In the immortal words of Dutch, "Get to da choppa!" Or, translated into astrologer-speak, get to achieving those dreams, Pisces! You've got the cosmic power of Saturn and Neptune behind you. And hey, if all else fails, just remember: If it bleeds, you can kill it (metaphorically speaking). #FishyPredator #PiscesPower #SaturnStalker #NeptuneNerd #WaningCrescentChill

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.12.2023 08:52:02 (pis-07-12-2023)