"Pisces, May the Force be With You as Mercury Retrogrades! Remember, Help Me Obi-Wan Kenobi, You're My Only Hope...For Stable Internet Connection!"
The next Pisces will start in 104 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 14 days, at Tuesday, 21 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 108 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 126 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 137 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Alright, all you fishy folks of the Pisces persuasion, let's dive into your cosmic forecast. With Saturn currently lounging in your sign, it's like having your strict gym teacher move into your guest room. Yes, it's going to be a bit uncomfortable, but hey, maybe you'll finally nail that yoga pose you've been working on, or at least learn how to do a proper push-up.
Remember, Saturn is all about discipline and responsibility. So, stop procrastinating on that project you've been avoiding. And no, binge-watching Star Trek doesn't count as a project... unless you're writing a thesis on the sociopolitical implications of the Federation, then by all means, carry on! #LiveLongAndProcrastinate
Now, Neptune in retrograde in your sign is like your dreamy art teacher suddenly forgetting how to paint. Your usually vivid imagination might feel a bit foggy. But don't panic! This is just an opportunity to see things from a different perspective. Instead of painting with colors, why not try sculpting with clay? Or better yet, why not write a haiku about your existential dread? Here, I'll start: "Neptune in reverse, My dreams are on a lunch break, Where's my pizza slice?" #HaikusForTheSoul
With the Third Quarter moon aging like a fine cheese at 23.9 days, it's time to let go of the things that no longer serve you. That includes that half-eaten sandwich from last week that's still in your fridge. Trust me, it's not going to turn into penicillin.
In conclusion, Pisces, this is a time for discipline, new perspectives, and letting go. And remember, even when the cosmos feels as chaotic as a Star Wars cantina, you've got the force within you to navigate through it all. #MayThePiscesForceBeWithYou
Stay cosmic, my fishy friends! 🐟✨
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SignToday Is Posting: 07.11.2023 08:52:01 (pis-07-11-2023)