By The Chip Witch on Monday, 07 August 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim through a Stellar Soup of Cosmic Confusion! Uranus is pulling a prank, and you're the Starfish!"

The next Pisces will start in 196 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 24 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 200 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 218 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 229 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Pisces! Hold onto your fish tails, because you're about to dive headfirst into a sea of celestial shenanigans. You see, Saturn is in retrograde in your sign - and yes, that's like having your favorite high school teacher move into your basement. They promised to help you with your homework, but instead, they're eating all your snacks and hogging the remote, watching endless reruns of Ancient Aliens. And just when you think you can't handle anymore, Neptune also decides to crash your cosmic party. And let's be honest, Neptune in retrograde is like your weird Uncle from out of town who claims he was abducted by aliens...twice. He's full of wild ideas and strange stories, which can be fun at first but you'll soon be searching for that "mute" button. But don't start building your bunker just yet! The Third Quarter moon, currently 21.1 days old (and no, it's not experiencing a mid-moon-life crisis), is here to offer some balance. It’s like the soothing voices of Scully to your Mulder-esque paranoia. So, what's the takeaway here? Expect some unexpected guests in your life - both terrestrial and extraterrestrial. Embrace the chaos, channel your inner Mulder, and remember: The truth is out there... somewhere between that leftover pizza and your astronomy textbook. #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneRetrograde #ThirdQuarterMoon #PiscesInTheStars #TheTruthIsOutThere

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-07-08-2023)

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