"Pisces, Prepare Your Fins for a Galactic Surf! Neptune's Got Some Cosmic Waves Coming Your Way!"
The next Pisces will start in 169 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 24 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 173 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 191 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 202 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Oh, Pisces! My dear, fishy friends, prepare yourself. Saturn and Neptune have both gone retrograde in your sign, which is sort of the cosmic equivalent of your parents crashing your high school party.
First off, Saturn, the taskmaster of the cosmos, is in a timeout, turning your world a bit topsy-turvy. It's like that time when you tried to build a complex Lego set while watching Star Trek reruns, remember? You ended up with a spaceship that looked more like abstract art. But don't worry, Saturn's just here to teach you some patience. So, slow down, double-check your work and for heaven's sake, don't try to operate heavy machinery or complex Lego sets while distracted!
Neptune’s also on a retrograde joyride in your sign, and let me tell you, it’s like Spock decided to experiment with emotions and got stuck on ‘confuse everyone’. Expect your dreams to be weirder than usual (yes, even that one where you're a singing donut). But hey, they might just inspire your next big idea - or at least, make for interesting dinner conversation.
And then there's our Waning Gibbous moon, 18.5 days old, and like a petulant teenager, it's not making things any easier. Emotions may run high, but remember to breathe and don't forget to laugh at the absurdity of it all. Life's too short to get lost in the drama.
So, Pisces, buckle up. It's going to be a ride full of unexpected turns, odd dreams, and moments of "What the heck?" But remember, it's all part of the cosmic plan. So embrace the chaos, find the humor, and keep swimming. After all, that's what fish do best, right?
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.09.2023 08:52:02 (pis-03-09-2023)