By The Chip Witch on Friday, 02 February 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Highly Illogical Pisces: Starfleet Predicts Galactic Emotional Waves, Pack Your Vulcan Tissues!"

The next Pisces will start in 17 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 9 days, at Sunday, 11 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 21 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 39 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 50 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Howdy there, Pisces! I reckon it's time to pull up a chair, put on your best space boots and listen up, 'cause the stars are whisperin' in our ears somethin' fierce. Now, Saturn is currently parked right on your doorstep, like a stubborn mule refusing to budge. Now, Saturn ain't known for its sense of humor, more the disciplinarian of the cosmic family. But don't you fret! This just means it's time to buckle down and focus on those long-term projects. You know, those ones you've been procrastinating on 'cause they're harder than figuring out how to make a Reaver cuddle a kitten? Yeah, those. Now, Neptune, your ruling planet, is also nestled up to you closer than Jayne to Vera. This is gonna crank up your intuition dial to eleven. You might start seeing things clearer than the Doc's specs, even the stuff you'd rather not see, like Inara's disappointed face when you suggest another thrilling game of "guess the Alliance regulation." Then there's that Third Quarter Moon, older than a Shepherd's bible at 21.6 days. This moon phase is all about releasing and letting go. So, if you've been holdin' onto something tighter than a gorram spaceship in atmo, it might be time to let it drift into the black. So hunker down, Pisces! It's gonna be a wild ride, but remember, you can't stop the signal, so just keep flyin'. #PiscesPower #SaturnStaycation #NeptuneNudges #MoonMoods And remember, no power in the 'verse can stop you. Except maybe gravity. Gravity's tricky like that.

#Pisces

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