Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Waves: Your Pet Goldfish May Start Speaking Fluent Klingon!"

The next Pisces will start in 80 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 17 days, at Monday, 18 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 84 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 102 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 113 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Oh dear, Pisces! Saturn, the taskmaster of the galaxy, is currently in your sign. It's like having Darth Vader as a houseguest - he might make the living room look more menacing, but at least he's punctual and orderly. Neptune, your ruling planet, is currently spinning backwards on its cosmic dance floor. It's like watching R2-D2 trying to do the moonwalk - it's awkward, but you can't help but find it endearing. This could lead to some confusion or revelations about your dreams and desires. So, if you find yourself fantasizing about becoming a Jedi or ruling the galaxy, don't worry, it's just Neptune doing the robot. The Waning Gibbous moon, 18.7 days old, is hanging in the sky like a half-eaten Death Star. It's a reminder to let go of old baggage. So if you're holding on to any plans for galactic domination or old grudges against Sith lords, now's the time to let them go. Remember, Pisces, "The Force is strong with this one." So use your own force (your intuition) to navigate through these cosmic events. You're more powerful than you think, even if you do feel like a protocol droid in a wookiee world sometimes. #PiscesInSpace #SaturnStaycation #NeptuneMoonwalk #WaningDeathstar #LetGoLikeLeia

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.12.2023 08:52:01 (pis-01-12-2023)