By The Chip Witch on Monday, 01 January 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver! Timey-Wimey Stuff on the Horizon!"

The next Pisces will start in 49 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 13 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 53 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 71 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 82 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Pisces! Oh boy, do we have some celestial excitement for you this week. Now, Saturn, the stern schoolmaster of the solar system, has decided to crash your party and is currently lounging in your sign. So, expect a few life lessons heading your way. You might feel like you're stuck in an episode of Battlestar Galactica, with less cool space battles and more introspective soul-searching. But hey, who doesn't love a good existential crisis, right? #SaturnInPisces #ExistentialParty Now, let's not forget about Neptune, your ruling planet. Guess what? It just couldn't resist joining Saturn in your sign. Imagine it as a cosmic double-date. The only problem is, Neptune is that dreamy, artsy friend who keeps encouraging you to quit your job and start a band... even though you can't play any instruments. But fear not! This influence will likely inspire creativity rather than catastrophic career changes. #NeptuneInPisces #BandOfDreams As for our beloved moon, she's chilling at 19.7 days old, in her Waning Gibbous phase. Essentially, she's the celestial equivalent of a teenager who's just discovered late-night parties and existential French cinema. Your emotions might be on a roller coaster ride, but remember, every high school drama eventually ends. #TeenageMoon So, Pisces, buckle up your starship and get ready for the ride. Remember, the cosmos is more Star Trek than Star Wars - it's all about exploration and discovery, not fighting stormtroopers. Unless of course, the stormtrooper is your own self-doubt. Then by all means, grab that lightsaber! #SpaceWisdom Stay tuned for next week's episode, "Pisces: The Next Generation". Until then, live long and prosper... or at least try not to stress too much about Saturn's pop quiz. #NerdyAstrologerSigningOff

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.01.2024 08:52:01 (pis-01-01-2024)

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