"Libra: Prepare for Interstellar Balance! Venus is out of Retrograde, so stop blaming it for your bad hair days."
Libra is the seventh astrological sign in the Zodiac. It spans 180°–210° celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, Sun transits this area on average between (northern autumnal equinox) September 23 and October 23, and under the sidereal zodiac, the sun currently transits the constellation of Libra from approximately October 16 to November 17.
"Libra: Prepare for Interstellar Balance! Venus is out of Retrograde, so stop blaming it for your bad hair days."
"Libra, Brace Yourselves for Outer-Space Level Balance: Even an Alien's Drool Won't Tip Your Scales!"
"Libra, Prepare to Align Your Scales! Interstellar Diplomacy Peaks this Week, or as We Say in Galactica - Time to Play Nice with Cylons!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Your Checkbook: Cosmic Scales Tilt Towards Chaos & Comet Dust Cupcakes!"
"Brace for Impact, Libra! Venus is in Retrograde, Expect a Flurry of Unanswered Texts and Unmatched Socks!"