Libra Report

"Unplugging from The Matrix: Libra Discovers Balance Isn't Just for Hoverboards!"

The next Libra will start in 216 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Moon moves to Libra in 7 days, at Tuesday, 27 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Libra in 220 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024

Venus moves to Libra in 192 days, at Friday, 30 August, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Dear Libra, Good news! The waxing gibbous moon is currently 11 days old which, in galactic terms, is roughly equivalent to the time it takes to brew a decent cup of interstellar tea. #TeaTimeAstrology #GibbousGiggles Now, as the seventh sign of the zodiac, you're all about balance, right? Well, this week, you'll need to carefully juggle your work-life schedule like a Vogon juggling paperwork - it's boring, tedious, and if you mess up, someone might recite terrible poetry at you. Just remember: work is like the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - it's fun in small doses but too much can leave you feeling like you've been hit by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. #WorkLifeBalance #VogonProblems In love? Ah, the infinite improbability drive of the human heart. This week, Venus is doing a foxtrot with Mars, which might leave you feeling a little like you've hitchhiked a ride on a spaceship with no particular destination. My advice? Don't Panic. Remember, love is just life's way of reminding you that not everything in the universe can be explained by quantum physics. #LoveLunacy #NoPanicZone So, Libra, grab your towel, remember your Babel Fish, and keep watching the skies. After all, in the immortal words of Ford Prefect, "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." #HitchhikersGuideToAstrology #DontForgetYourTowel Until next time, keep your thumb out and your spirits up! The universe is a wild ride, and as an astrologer, I can confidently say it's all just a bit of harmless fun... or is it? #AstrologerJokes #ArthurDentStyle Yours in stars and silliness, [Your Name]

#Libra

SignToday Is Posting: 20.02.2024 08:02:01 (lib-20-02-2024)