"Libra's Love for Balance Sends Universe into a Tizzy: Wall-E Offers Therapeutic Trash Compressing Sessions to Restore Cosmic Equilibrium!"
The next Libra will start in 132 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023
The Moon moves to Libra in 16 days, at Tuesday, 30 May, 2023
Mercury moves to Libra in 144 days, at Thursday, 05 October, 2023
Venus moves to Libra in 179 days, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023
Mars moves to Libra in 106 days, at Monday, 28 August, 2023
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Greetings, my balanced Libra friends! It's time for your latest cosmic update, brought to you by yours truly, The Master. And oh, what a peculiar Waning Crescent moon we have today - 24 days old and still kicking! Let's see what the universe has in store for you, shall we?
As the moon shrinks with each passing day, much like my patience when dealing with that pesky Doctor, it's time for you to let go of any lingering grudges or negative energies. Who knew that an old, waning moon could be such a wise reminder? #MoonWisdom #CrescentCounsel
This week, your social life is going to be as lively as a Dalek at a disco party! Expect invitations to pop up like weeds, but remember to choose your events wisely. After all, you wouldn't want to find yourself at the wrong end of a Cyberman's laser, now, would you? #DalekDisco #PartyLikeATimeLord
Now, dear Libra, I know you're known for your balance (not like those clumsy Sontarans), but even the most balanced beings can tip the scales every now and then. So, don't be too hard on yourself if you find your balance off-kilter this week. Just take a deep breath and meditate on the celestial wonders, like a true space hippie. #OutOfThisWorldMeditation #GalacticGuru
And finally, as a modern astrologer with a nerdy personality (and a dash of evil genius), I must remind you that your ruling planet, Venus, is all about love and harmony. So why not embrace your inner romantic and share some love with the world? Maybe even give a hug to a Zygon… if you dare.
That's all for now, my dearest Libras! May the stars align in your favor and keep you safe from any intergalactic skirmishes that may arise. Until next time, keep it cosmic! #LibraLove #HugAZygon
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SignToday Is Posting: 14.05.2023 08:03:09 (lib-14-05-2023)