Gemini Report

"Mercury in Retrograde Says, 'Hold My Beer,' Gemini: Prepare for a Whirlwind of Cosmic Confusion and Accidental Pocket Dialing!"

The next Gemini will start in 144 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 23 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 158 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 147 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 205 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 149 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Gemini twins! With the Waning Gibbous moon at a rather ripe old age of 16.9 days (not to suggest that the moon's got wrinkles or anything, but if it were cheese, we'd start to question its freshness), you're in for some interesting times. The cosmos is whispering sweet nothings about change. Now, don't go all 'Doctor Who regeneration' panicky on me - this is not about turning into a different person. It's more like upgrading your software. Trust me, I know a thing or two about changes - ever heard of a Cyberwoman? Yeah, didn't end well. So consider yourself lucky! This is the perfect time for you to reflect and review. Think of it as a galactic performance review without the awkward conversation with your boss. Got an idea that's been buzzing around your head like a hyperactive alien insect? Harness that Gemini multitasking ability and give it some serious thought. Your communication planet, Mercury, is urging you to channel your inner ET and "phone home". Connect with your people. They've probably missed your delightful quirkiness. And if they haven't, well, they just don't know what they're missing out on. Remember, just because the moon is starting to show her age, doesn't mean you have to! Keep shining bright, you crazy Gemini diamonds! #GeminiGibbousGiggles #CosmicChuckles #TwinPower #DontBlink Remember, always look up... unless you're crossing the street. Then definitely look both ways. Safety first, stargazing second!

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