Gemini Report

"Brace Yourself, Gemini: Mercury is About to Pull a Cosmic Prank on Your Love Life!"

The next Gemini will start in 210 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 7 days, at Tuesday, 31 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 224 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 213 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 271 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 215 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Gemini! Sarah-Jane Smith reporting in from the TARDIS with your cosmically comedic horoscope. You're a twin, right? Well, under this 9.7-day-old Waxing Gibbous moon, you might feel like you’ve accidentally cloned yourself. Yep, welcome to the Gemini Multiplicity Marathon! You’ll find yourself in the middle of two (or more!) things at once, so don’t be surprised if you're juggling tasks like a circus performer on fast-forward. That's totally normal for us multi-tasking Geminis...but it's on steroids this week. Try not to lose track of which you is doing what. Remember, nobody likes a surprise Dalek attack. In your professional life, watch out for Cybermen-like colleagues trying to assimilate your ideas. Stand strong and protect your intellectual property. You've got the power of Time Lords on your side (minus the timey-wimey stuff...unfortunately). When it comes to love, play like a Weeping Angel (just not as creepy). Hold still, keep your eyes open, and when the time is right, make your move. But remember, don't blink, or you might miss that special someone! So Gemini, buckle up your Converse high-tops, straighten your bow tie, and prepare for an exciting ride through the cosmos. And remember, in the wise words of the Doctor, "We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one." #DoctorWhoHoroscope #GeminiMadness #CosmicComedy #ScienceIsCool #BornUnderTheTwinStar

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.10.2023 07:22:01 (gem-24-10-2023)