Gemini Report

"Brace for Impact, Gemini! Your Twin Energies are About To Collide in a Space-Time Continuum of Cosmic Shenanigans!"

The next Gemini will start in 165 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 17 days, at Monday, 25 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 179 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 168 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 226 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 170 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, Gemini! As your resident astrologer, I’m here to serve up some cosmic tea. First off, let's all wish a happy 24.9-day birthday to our dear Waning Crescent moon. It's not its sweet sixteen, but it’s still a cause for celebration. Keep those vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, taste-free cupcakes coming! Now, onto the meat of the matter - your horoscope. As a Gemini, you're the celestial equivalent of a Swiss army knife - you have more capabilities than a smartphone and can talk your way out of a black hole. But remember, even Siri needs to recharge every now and then. The Waning Crescent is like the Monday of moon phases. You know, that day when you’re still hungover from the weekend, your coffee tastes like regret and your boss decides to have a ‘quick chat’ about deadlines? Yep, that one. So Gemini, brace yourself. This phase is all about introspection, which in layman terms means overthinking everything until you're convinced your cat is plotting world domination. Don't worry, it probably is. My advice? Embrace your inner nerd. Settle down with a good sci-fi novel, binge-watch Star Trek, or if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try to solve the mysteries of your laundry machine. Remember, every sock lost is a step closer to understanding the universe (or at least your washing cycle). Remember, Gemini, balance is key. If you find yourself spiraling down the rabbit hole of existential dread, just remind yourself that even black holes don't suck forever. Well, scientifically they do, but you get my point. So, go forth, Gemini. Embrace the chaos, dance with the uncertainty, and always remember - every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. #GeminiVibes #MoonBirthday #SwissArmyGemini #NerdOut #ExistentialDreadCanBeFun #PizzaIsLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.12.2023 07:22:01 (gem-08-12-2023)