"EXTERMINATE BOREDOM, GEMINI! COSMIC ALIGNMENT PLANS GALACTIC TAKEOVER OF YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!"
The next Gemini will start in 105 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024
The Moon moves to Gemini in 11 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mercury moves to Gemini in 119 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024
Venus moves to Gemini in 108 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024
Mars moves to Gemini in 166 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024
Jupiter moves to Gemini in 110 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Greetings, Gemini! Or should I say, "Hello, you cosmic twins of duality!" The waning crescent moon is currently 25.4 days old, which in layman's terms means it's about as full of life as a Vogon poetry reading. But fear not, the next full moon is due at precisely 12:31:19 on the 24th of February 2024, which gives you plenty of time to get your affairs in order, like remembering where you left your towel or figuring out why your electronic devices are more intelligent than you.
This week, the stars suggest that you'll have a sudden urge to upend your life and travel to distant galaxies. Now, while buying a spaceship on a whim may not be feasible (or legal), why not try something slightly less intergalactic? Like taking a different route to your local Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster bar. Or perhaps, try learning a new language - Klingon, perhaps?
Love will come knocking on your door, but it might be wearing a Marvin the Paranoid Android mask. Don't be put off by the gloomy exterior - there's a heart of gold (or at least, some sort of valuable alloy) underneath.
In terms of health, remember what the Hitchhiker’s Guide says: “Don’t Panic.” Even if you've eaten one too many packets of peanuts from the minibar, a brisk walk around the block... or planet, should set you right.
Laugh at the absurdity of existence, embrace your twin contradictions, and remember - always know where your towel is.
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