Gemini Report

"Brace Yourselves, Geminis! Mercury is Retrograding and it's About to Get More Twisted than a Time Lord's Timeline!"

The next Gemini will start in 169 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 21 days, at Monday, 25 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 183 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 172 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 230 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 174 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings, Gemini! Your dual personalities are like two red shirts on an away mission - one’s ready to beam up and take on the universe, while the other... might be eyeing that suspicious alien foliage a bit too closely. But don’t worry, you're not in a Star Trek episode, so both of you will make it home safely. During this Third Quarter moon, which by my calculations is 21.3 days old (or 5.3 billion years if we're counting in star time), you'll find your internal communicators buzzing. It's not a subspace disturbance though, just your intuition dialing up on full warp speed. This phase of the moon is like a Klingon in a mood - a little less aggressive but still quite intense. So make sure your shields are up and your phasers set to stun because you may have to manage some deft negotiations - whether it's with your boss, your love interest, or that barista who insists on spelling your name wrong even though you visit them every day. Remember, Gemini, your twin nature is your strength. You're like a Tribble, cute and fluffy on one hand, but able to multiply your skills when needed. So embrace both sides of your personality, and you'll navigate through any asteroid field life throws at you. And remember, the prime directive may prevent interference, but it doesn't mean you can't shake things up a bit. After all, where's the fun in sticking to the rulebook? #Gemini #StarTrekHoroscope #BeamingUpBlessings #AstrologicalAwayMission #WarpSpeedWisdom #ScienceIsTheFinalFrontier

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.12.2023 07:22:01 (gem-04-12-2023)