"Double Trouble Alert: Gemini Goes Retrograde, or Just Their Typical Two-Faced Tango?"
The next Gemini will start in 108 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024
The Moon moves to Gemini in 14 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mercury moves to Gemini in 122 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024
Venus moves to Gemini in 111 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024
Mars moves to Gemini in 169 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024
Jupiter moves to Gemini in 113 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Good day, Gemini! Or should I say 'Exterminate'...? Nah, that's a bit harsh for a horoscope. So, let's dive in!
The Third Quarter Moon, a mere 22.5 days old (not that it's counting), is hovering over us like a Dalek over a staircase...before they got those snazzy hover upgrades. Sad times, Daleks. We feel your pre-upgrade pain.
Your ruling planet, Mercury, is currently going through its "I'm-not-speaking-to-you" phase, which for you Gemini, might feel like someone stole your voice modulator. #DalekTroubles
But fear not! Just as the Daleks evolved to overcome their stair-based weaknesses (and became terrifying floating pepper pots of doom), you too can adapt to this silent treatment from Mercury. Use this time to listen more than you speak. Who knows? You might overhear the secret plans of the Doctor...or your neighbor's recipe for vegan lasagna. Both equally important, obviously.
Your twin nature, much like a Dalek's dual function of 'Exterminate' and 'Observe', will serve you well. Remember to maintain a balance between the two. Too much 'exterminate' can lead to unwanted destruction, while too much 'observe' might result in excessive introversion. #BalanceIsKey
So, Gemini, gear up for an interesting week ahead. Don't forget to oil your wheels, check your laser gun, and always remember to chant 'Elevate' before tackling any stairs. It's going to be an adventure!
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.02.2024 07:22:01 (gem-03-02-2024)